putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call
That was so beautiful
can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it
Shoot him damnit. You have a gun. Win! Kill him! No! Don’t give him a speech!
Why are you asking if somebody is in your house when it halloween, you’re home alone, half naked, stupid as fuck and there’s voices coming from inside your house. RUN, CALL THE POPO AND DON’T LOOK BACK!
since it’s basically gonna be the equivalent of cockles week around here i made something as ridiculous as them to go with it <3
ya actually thats exactly what happened
he’s literally doing the same actION BUT YOU CAN SEE THE DIFFERENCE WHAT THE FUCK JARED
YEAH YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THAT LUCIFER IS CONDESCENDING ALMOST WHILST EZEKIEL IS GENERALLY CURIOUS OMG JARED LIKE WHAT